Would you like to watch a little television?
OK. Watch the little television. See how the salt and pepper shakers pop up when I turn it on?
How about a little toast?
This will take only a second.
And it's ready! Would you like the salt or the pepper?
I bought a couple of box lots of salt and pepper shakers Saturday (in addition to the cigar boxes full of salt and pepper shakers), and although there are probably some that are more valuable, the little plastic novelty ones are my favorites. The Grandma's stove box in one of the box lots was just what it promised: a sugar bowl with salt and pepper pots, still wrapped and carefully packed.
Pink and red and perfect. I'm having serious doubts about selling it. I'm pretty sure nobody would want it anyway. Right? (Remember: Friends don't let friends sell things they really want to keep.)
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