You have no idea how I've been sweating this.
I could make an educated guess about the beginning of the yard sale season, but any number of things could have happened. Maybe the word wouldn't get around to people having sales, who are pretty critical to this whole operation. Or maybe this year would be a repeat of last year, when on this date we were still shoveling out from a 20-inch snowfall.
So I was a little nervous when I brought the paper in this morning and opened the classified section. And here's what I saw:
The season is starting just when I thought it would! It's here! It's here!
This is where you can picture little Natalie Wood in "Miracle on 34th Street" when she finds the house of her dreams and knows Santa is real, and she clicks her heels and cries, "He is real! He is real!"
And there's a sale this morning. It's like getting to open one gift on Christmas Eve.
*I told you the number of exclamation points would increase as the week goes on. I think we've hit the max: 5!!!!!