Just so you're not thinking that everything I drag home is wonderful, here are a few other objects that came out of the giant box o' Christmas decorations:
Snowman made from whipped topping and margarine tubs.
Christmas wheelbarrow made with popsicle sticks and a checker.
Hollowed-out styrofoam ball with Santa and tree.
Safety-pin and bead assemblage topped off by fake Barbie doll head.
And you thought the clown ornament was scary.
Oh but someone was into recycling probably before it really was the in thing to do.
Posted by: PatinNoDak | July 30, 2008 at 03:21 PM
That Barbie headed thing is WAY scarier than any clown I've ever seen...
Posted by: Sunshine | July 30, 2008 at 03:43 PM
Those aren't even craptastic, just crap.
The doll head gave me the heebie jeebies.
Posted by: oliveoyl64 | July 30, 2008 at 03:47 PM
Oh my, that last thing is giving me nightmares already.
Posted by: Sarah | July 30, 2008 at 04:12 PM
You poor thing, you had to wade through a lot of crap to get the good stuff.
Posted by: Maureen | July 30, 2008 at 04:36 PM
I'm digging on that hollow styrofoam ball with the Santa scene!!!! What's wrong with you people???? Craptastic = GREAT!! I love the doll head thing. Really up my alley. :)
Posted by: Sarah | July 30, 2008 at 04:55 PM
I'm chuckling away as I write this. Your sense of humor fits perfectly with your blog post topics.
Those are some scary craft projects to be sure. What is even scarier - I had one of those fake Barbie head ornaments and I had to pretend I liked it. It was made by one of my aunt's years ago and given to me as a gift. Oh Joy!!
Posted by: kim | July 30, 2008 at 05:55 PM
LOL!!!! Hehehehehehe!!!!
Wow those are not exactly keepers are they!!
Like Sarah said Craptastic!! That last one looks more evil than the clown ornament,where do people come up with things like that, and just look at the work that went into it.
Thanks for the peek it was halarious!
Diane
Posted by: Diane ( Crafty Passions) | July 30, 2008 at 07:06 PM
Oh what the hey, list them on Ebay, remember one woman's trash is another woman's treasure! LOL
Osagebluffquilter
Posted by: Patti | July 30, 2008 at 09:54 PM
LOL! You forgot my favorite- glitter covered macaroni encrusted ornaments. Thanks for the smiles!
Posted by: Beth Leintz | July 30, 2008 at 10:33 PM
What are you talking about ? I love that fake barbie head doll!
Posted by: pasha plum | July 31, 2008 at 12:44 AM
Reading comments I think you should have a give away of these too! Mmm can't you use them (with little color adaption) for Halloween? Scscscscarrrrry! Hahaha (holow laughter).
Posted by: LiLi M. | July 31, 2008 at 04:36 AM
...just think... someday these will probably be called 'FOLK ART'!!
Posted by: svelteSTUFF | July 31, 2008 at 08:06 AM
The ball wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for the snow hair . . .
Posted by: lisa | July 31, 2008 at 01:56 PM
Um, yea, the green thing is way worse than the clown!
Posted by: Wendy | July 31, 2008 at 09:30 PM
Hahahaha...the bead doll is weirdly funny. Just saw the clown, too...omg, you're right - too creepy!
Gosh, I remember my mom getting all kinds of holiday candles, so I'm sure we had the witches...the turkeys look familiar.
Posted by: tammyCA | August 03, 2008 at 04:47 PM
This is very funny! Good to know you get some duds too!
Posted by: Carmen @ Thifty Cottage Dreams | August 08, 2008 at 12:08 PM