As you know, the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences awards the Emmys, and the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences bestows the Academy Awards. Less well known is the Academy of Vintage Christmas Ornament Arts and Sciences, which also has an annual awards ceremony. It falls every year on the Monday before Christmas, unless that is inconvenient for the founder of the Academy.
Fortunately, the traditional date worked out well for the Academy this year, and it is time to announce this year's award winners. As always, the judge had a very difficult time choosing just one ornament in each category. The judge wishes to remind all vintage ornaments (except the really ugly ones) that each of them is a winner.
Without further ado, let's meet this year's honorees:
Outstanding Performance by an Unsilvered Ornament
The red glass ball featuring a handpainted church and glittering snow. (From the judge's notes: "Easily could have been a winner in the Best Church Scene category or the Best Use of Glitter to Represent Snow category")
Best Figural Ornament
The heart. The judge could not overlook the heart's remarkable rendition not only of a flower ...
but a butterfly on the opposite side. ("A tour de force!" the judge exclaimed.)
Best Use of Glitter to Represent Snow
The medium-sized Shiny Brite snowball in aqua. Citing "a remarkable combination of simplicity, charm and sophistication," the judge notes an increased interest in acquiring more snowballs in every size and color.
Best Santa
The big pink handpainted Santa ornament from Poland. The Academy chose to overlook this ornament's broken pike and replacement cap, citing its "unmatched ability to bring cheer every year."
Best Flower
The tiny red ornament with a handpainted lily of the valley from Poland. The judge was feeling partial to tiny red ornaments when the awards were being handed out.
Best Panorama
Gold ornament with mushroom, made in Japan. "Rarely has the Academy seen such a masterful combination of glass balls, glitter, a tiny chenille stem and a mushroom." (From the judge's notes.)
Best Indent
Large West German ball with church. The judge always has been partial to this ornament, even if it's not the oldest or deepest indent.
Best bird
The sparkling glass swan. Because it's impossible to be unhappy while considering the words "sparkling glass swan."
Best Merry Christmas ornament
The most competitive of all of the categories (another ornament's photograph was taken before the judge changed her mind!) the blue Shiny Brite ornament eked out a victory. The judge likes the shade of blue and the old-fashioned depiction of a Christmas tree yard complete with strings of oversized light bulbs. Also note the use of the phrase "A Merry Christmas," rather than the more common "Merry Christmas." An English major in college, the judge likes to see articles such as a, an and the used in a festive yet appropriate manner.
The Academy hopes you have enjoyed this year's awards ceremony and hopes you will join in congratulating the winners. Just a reminder: The decision of the judge is not final. She could change her mind any moment.
I Love this post! How cute and love all the winners but as the JUDGE says, everyone is a winner.
Linda
Posted by: Linda @ A La Carte | December 21, 2009 at 01:40 PM
I'd like to thank the Academy for their outstanding choices this year. I'm sure there must have been many deserving candidates and the losers can all commiserate together at the after ceremony party held on the christmas tree.
Posted by: georgiapeachez | December 21, 2009 at 02:31 PM
You make me laugh every time!! Love them all, but my fav is the mushroom one!
Posted by: Jenny @ The Red Bulletin Board | December 21, 2009 at 03:49 PM
Congratulations, winners!!
I wholeheartedly concur with the judge's decisions, but could easily be swayed should the judge's decision be less than final.
Posted by: Tina | December 21, 2009 at 05:33 PM
Haha, love it. Congrats to all the winners; I hope there was a great afterparty.
Posted by: Alli (One Pearl Button) | December 21, 2009 at 05:43 PM
Excellent choices- the judge has obviously has a discerning and practiced eye. I'm anxiously awaiting the winners in the decor (not on a tree) category
Posted by: Beth Leintz | December 21, 2009 at 05:56 PM
Who were the accountants who held the results before the announcements were made I'd like to know (LOL). Very Cute B. You are one lucky girl. And I am especially impressed by the use of the mushroom! Cheers, Jewels
Posted by: Julie | December 21, 2009 at 06:06 PM
Great winners! My favorite is "A Merry Christmas." I am very partial to the Shiny-Brites with words or scenes on them...found one this year with a little car hauling a Christmas tree on top!
Posted by: Janelle | December 21, 2009 at 07:09 PM
i loved the Merry Christmas ornament, the color is fabulous! I love them all and am jealous once again :)
Posted by: Karina | December 21, 2009 at 08:18 PM
Always a joy to read your posts...something fun and different each time. I would cast my vote for the mushroom or snowball in aqua. fun stuff as usual.
Posted by: laurie mapgie ethel | December 21, 2009 at 10:21 PM
You have the best sense of humor and quite the way with words! Love your blog.
Posted by: Beth Williams | December 21, 2009 at 10:52 PM
You're a hoot!
Divine collection you've got there, Ms. B!
A Merry Christmas to you!
Tammy
Posted by: Tammy | December 21, 2009 at 10:54 PM
Yikes - I got a little choked up for a moment there. The 'Best Use of Glitter' nominee/winner was my my favorite as a kid - I always looked forward to hanging those on the tree! You're right - they're all winners! Happy Holidays -amy
Posted by: Into Vintage | December 22, 2009 at 03:06 AM
I commend the judge. This must have been a daunting task! They are all winners.
Posted by: Linda B | December 22, 2009 at 08:37 AM
Bravo, Bravo! A fine batch of contestants. I hope the winners thanked the person who bought them and kept them out of the landfill in their acceptance speeches!
Posted by: Carol @ Old Glory Cottage | December 22, 2009 at 10:35 AM
I think this was one of the best Academy Awards shows I've ever seen -- I agreed with every single winner, the speeches were short (well....non-existent), and the host was extremely amusing.
Posted by: Martha | December 22, 2009 at 11:43 AM
Wonderful ornaments...everyone of them. Thank you so much for the trip down memory lane. Usually I lurk around here and I love your blog. Tonight I want to wish you a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. I'm looking forward to more of your postings. Thank you.
Posted by: arlene | December 23, 2009 at 12:25 AM
Would love to see these beauties roll down the red carpet.
Merry Christmas!
xo
Pam
Posted by: one gal's trash | December 23, 2009 at 11:53 AM
Barbara, it is always so much fun to read your posts, but this time I feel like I should have dressed up to! I should have put on my 'who are you wearing' dress and sported some Harry Winston! The award ceremony was touching and the winners were humbled, I could tell. I think they are all most honored to belong to you! Have a very Merry Christmas! Twyla
Posted by: two crazy crafters | December 23, 2009 at 01:00 PM
They are all winners in my book. I'm a fan of all vintage baubles. Have a very Merry and Blessed Christmas to you and your family.
Maureen
Posted by: Maureen | December 23, 2009 at 01:03 PM