As you know, the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences awards the Emmys, and the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences bestows the Academy Awards. Less well known is the Academy of Vintage Christmas Ornament Arts and Sciences, which also has an annual awards ceremony. It falls every year on the Monday before Christmas, unless that is inconvenient for the founder of the Academy.
Fortunately, the traditional date worked out well for the Academy this year, and it is time to announce this year's award winners. As always, the judge had a very difficult time choosing just one ornament in each category. The judge wishes to remind all vintage ornaments (except the really ugly ones) that each of them is a winner.
Without further ado, let's meet this year's honorees:
Outstanding Performance by an Unsilvered Ornament
The red glass ball featuring a handpainted church and glittering snow. (From the judge's notes: "Easily could have been a winner in the Best Church Scene category or the Best Use of Glitter to Represent Snow category")
Best Figural Ornament
The heart. The judge could not overlook the heart's remarkable rendition not only of a flower ...
but a butterfly on the opposite side. ("A tour de force!" the judge exclaimed.)
Best Use of Glitter to Represent Snow
The medium-sized Shiny Brite snowball in aqua. Citing "a remarkable combination of simplicity, charm and sophistication," the judge notes an increased interest in acquiring more snowballs in every size and color.
Best Santa
The big pink handpainted Santa ornament from Poland. The Academy chose to overlook this ornament's broken pike and replacement cap, citing its "unmatched ability to bring cheer every year."
Best Flower
The tiny red ornament with a handpainted lily of the valley from Poland. The judge was feeling partial to tiny red ornaments when the awards were being handed out.
Best Panorama
Gold ornament with mushroom, made in Japan. "Rarely has the Academy seen such a masterful combination of glass balls, glitter, a tiny chenille stem and a mushroom." (From the judge's notes.)
Best Indent
Large West German ball with church. The judge always has been partial to this ornament, even if it's not the oldest or deepest indent.
Best bird
The sparkling glass swan. Because it's impossible to be unhappy while considering the words "sparkling glass swan."
Best Merry Christmas ornament
The most competitive of all of the categories (another ornament's photograph was taken before the judge changed her mind!) the blue Shiny Brite ornament eked out a victory. The judge likes the shade of blue and the old-fashioned depiction of a Christmas tree yard complete with strings of oversized light bulbs. Also note the use of the phrase "A Merry Christmas," rather than the more common "Merry Christmas." An English major in college, the judge likes to see articles such as a, an and the used in a festive yet appropriate manner.
The Academy hopes you have enjoyed this year's awards ceremony and hopes you will join in congratulating the winners. Just a reminder: The decision of the judge is not final. She could change her mind any moment.
Excellent choices! That tiny mushroom is amazing.
Posted by: Rebecca | December 23, 2009 at 01:09 PM
Seeking refuge from the Christmas day bedlam, I treated myself to this delightful post. Thanks so much for the photos of lovely ornaments, and also for the wry commentary.
Posted by: jaykay | December 25, 2009 at 03:56 PM
Merry, Merry Christmas Barbara. I sure wish you lived closer. Great post, love all of your photos and Can't wait to see what 2010 brings! Cheers!
Posted by: Vicki | December 26, 2009 at 09:59 PM
Thanks for all your fantastic posts this year, I've loved following your blog, can't wait to see what's to come!!
Wishing you a Happy and Healthy 2010!!
Mrs. Cozy Home
Posted by: Mrs. Cozy Home | December 27, 2009 at 08:55 PM
I hope that your Christmas has been merry and bright dear Barbara, and I wish you much happiness, and peace in the coming new year.
I think the judge's job must have been very, very difficult!
Posted by: Lena | December 28, 2009 at 03:01 PM
How absolutely clever and fun! It brought a smile and a little pang of envy...... I love those ornaments! Merry (oops A Merry) Christmas to you.
Posted by: Sherrie | December 30, 2009 at 09:39 AM
Hi Barbara, we are home now and I am catching up with my e-mails. This post is vintage Oodles. Not only did you give us beautiful pictures to drool over but a wonderful story to boot! You are the queen!
Posted by: Shelley G in Iowa | January 01, 2010 at 08:07 PM