The most recent auction presented a dilemma, since there was a sale right in town that I kind of wanted to attend. The auction went so late that I didn't make it back in time for even the end of the sale - so imagine my happiness when I received an e-mail a few days later that there would be an unadvertised sale of radically marked-down leftovers.
Almost everything here was 10 cents. If it wasn't 10 cents, it was a dollar.
Both of the ladders were a dollar. They'll be plant stands on the deck once the walnut-tree shedding season ends. One day you stop ironing tablecloths, and the next day you decide not to fix up the deck until the walnut trees stop dropping their annoying shaggy pods. From there, it's just a slippery slope down to lack of personal hygiene, or so I hear.
I'm such not a figurine person. However, in addition to the attractive price tag, these featured 1) an accordion, which we all know are inexplicably hot, and 2) a white Scotty dog (or mixed-breed Scotty), which I collect.
Classic junk: dominoes and the folding yardstick.
Frogs, salts and a dapper bow tie.
Pincushion and great frame which only was missing a screw and took about 5 seconds to repair.
A tile (no mark on back) which has a kind of Art Deco feel to it, and the most enviable object of all: The R. Walter Riehlman Cookbook.
R. Walter Riehlman was a congressman from this area in the 1960s. I'd like you to take one look at that cover and tell me whether R. Walter was:
1. a Republican, or
2. a Democrat
If you answered "I think that R. stands for Republican," ding ding ding! You are correct!
Further, I'd ask whether you thought that R. Walter collected recipes representing all 50 states from:
1. Excellent cooks regardless of their party affiliation, or
2. Any Republican he could find, including the wives of assistant county Republican chairmen
Did you answer #2? Correct again, my friends!
Finally, I'm going to ask this question, but in the interests of maintaining a civil, nonpartisan tone, I'd like you to keep your answer to yourself. R. Walter concludes the introduction to his cookbook with this sentiment: "Enjoy this book while you can, because cooking is one of the few activities the Federal Government does not yet control." This is evidence of:
1. Witty commentary and astute political analysis, or
2. Proof the Republican party hasn't had an original idea in 50 years.
Like I said: keep it to yourself. I am.